36 Eye-Rolling Flowcharts from the Wonderfully Weird Brains of Children

Whether you have a kid, love a kid, or are a kid, the funny flowcharts contained in this book illuminate the unique and hilarious genius of children’s decision-making process, whether it’s “Should I Have More Sugar?” or “Did I Flush the Toilet?”.

If you’re a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry.

With over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life will be ignited.

Features 70 convivial cocktails to make even the dullest to-dos more intoxicating!

Why should special occasions get all the fun cocktails when the tedium of daily life requires at least as much of a boost? The recipes in Drinks for Mundane Tasks tackle the to-do list with spirits.

Welcome to depression! First, you’re going to need sweatpants.

Good parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped and reissued in paperback with all-new dysfunctional illustrations.